So, what’s up for today? On Press the Meat, we’ll talk a little Iraq, as Timmy Potatohead has Jim Jones (the General, not the other one) and Charles Ramsey of the Iraqi Security Forces Independent Assessment Commission, plus Sen. MBNA, Joe Biden, fresh from Iraq. Then it’s a fair and balanced roundtable with Christian Broadcasting nut, David Brody and WSJ hack, John Harwood.

Over on CBS, Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer has Teddy Kennedy and Gerry Ford’s and Bush I’s National Security Adviser (not to mention Henry Kissinger’s pal), Brent Scowcroft, on to talk abut Iraq, Gonzo, and “Politics.”

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has li’l Lindsey Graham on to shill for the “surge,” and dubya’s “Homeland Security Adviser” Fran Townsend (on to review Osama’s latest video), plus everybody’s favorite DINO, Dianne Feinstein. And then there’s the usual Fux News douchebags.

At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus hosts the increasingly irrelevant Saint John McCain, plus that guy that ran with John Edwards in 2004. Then, then axis of drivel is reunited, as Sam :omg: Donaldson, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and George :jerk: Will sit around the table and blow smoke up each other’s asses. Plus Alan Alda will be on to hawk his new book.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission consists of George Joulwan (former NATO Supreme Commander), Mowaffak al-Rubaie (Iraqi National Security Adviser), all talk, no action Arlen Specter, Barbara Boxer, Mike “Huckleberry” Huckabee, and Wolfie will trot out Fran Townsend again, as well as a collection of CNN hacks.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Katie Couric (whoopdie-doo) does a story on the of firemen, policemen, construction and other workers who are sick and dying because they breathed the toxic dust on the “pile” at the World Trade Center. I guess Katie must’ve gotten the idea from Michael Moore. Steve Kroft reports on how the rest of you bastids better start bowing down to the geeks if you ever want to use your electronic gadgets and computers again. And then they’ll run an old Mike Wallace story on Pavarotti (who is still dead).

But, who cares about all that shit? It’s football season again! Finally, something us stupid people can sit down and enjoy again. Have a good one.