So, what’s up for today? On Press the Meat, it’s a “debate” on Iraq (WTF is there to debate about?) between St. John McCain and John Kerry. Plus a roundtable with the WaPost.com “blogger” Chris Cillizza, and NBC’s Chuckie Todd.

Over at Faze the Nation, Bush Buddy Bobby Scheiffer’s guest will be Teddy “I was against the war, I continue to be against the war, and I’m going to do everything I possibly can to bring American troops home at the earliest possible time” Kennedy. Go get ’em Ted.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace host SecDef Bob Gates, and Senator MBNA, Joe Biden. Plus there are the usual Fux News professional pathological liars.

George Snufalufagus trots out Bob Gates again, plus Senator Jack Reed. Then it’s a roundtable with Thomas “my head is flat” Friedman, Fareed “Token” Zakaria, Martha Raddatz, and George :jerk: Will.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission has, um, well, pretty much nobody interesting, except for maybe Wes Clark, but I don’t know if he’s worth suffering through Crazy Jon Cornyn.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl interviews disgusting old prune puss, Mr. Andrea Mitchell (aka, Alan Greenspan). Andrea, what the fuck were you thinking? You know, his first wife’s name was Joan Mitchell. I think he’s got a Mitchell fetish. Then, Bob Simon does a story on Shark Tourism. 🙄

Half of September shot to hell already. Guess we’d better start thinking about getting a couple tons of wood pellets. The snow could start flying any day now.

Have a good Sunday and, as Archie Bunker once said, “be fruity and multiply.”