SecDef Bob Gates and SecState Hillary Clinton will be hitting the shows this morning, appearing on CBS’s “Faze the Nation,” NBC’s “Press the Meat” and the Goebbels network’s “This Weak.”

Press the Meat also has Patrick Leahy and Jefferson Beauregard Session IIIs, plus a roundtable of empty suit David Brooks, Harold “thank god I don’t have to go north of Westchester anymore” Ford Jr., WaPost columnist Kathleen Parker, and David Sanger.

“Fux News Sunday” has a typically fair and balanced show, as Weaseface Wallace interviews Joey Lieberman, Tennessee cracker Lamar Alexander, and the fairly unbalanced Michelle Bachmann, the pride of Minnesota.

This Weak also has Senate Judiciary Committee members Chuck Schumer and Krazy Jon Kyl, on to talk about SCOTUS, no doubt.

At CNN, Fareed Zakaria wants to know if Hamid Karzai is on drugs, and he’ll ask Peter Galbraith. Plus, Fareed has the Editor of Time Magazine, a Pulitzer prize-winning historian, Reuters’ global editor-at-large, and the newest and youngest columnist for the New York Times on to debate the future of Western conservatism.

Or you can just watch the Masters.