Looks like the the rise, fall, re-rise, and re-fall of Newt Gingrich is now in progress in Iowa. And the Newt is starting to get a little nasty. Don’t discount the possibility of another rise, though. He does resemble the Pillsbury Dough Boy, after all. The poor Republicans are so darn confused, there’s actually a “Santorum Surge” (I would advise you to not Goolge that term) going on, too. Why we’re supposed to care who a handful of Iowans think ought to be the Prez is beyond me. Especially with this bullshit process they have. And there are more important things to worry about anyway. For instance, did you know that Katy Perry (I think that’s how you spell it; I’m not actually familiar with her, though she looks kinda cute) and some guy I never heard of are getting divorced. Plus, did you know Pippa had a New Year’s party, and Prince Harry threw snowballs and has resolved to climb Mount Everest this year? I think Harry is just plain dreamy. Except I’m not quite sure which one he is. Something to do with Hogwarts, I think.