Here we go again – another Sunday full of heads that talk, but say very little. Today looks like wannabe President’s Day (they ought to make that a Monday Holiday; come to think of it, Monday should just be a damn holiday every week).

Today, Timmy Potatohead has an “exclusive” hour with the Illinois kid, Barack Obama. Big Head vs. Big Ears. Whoopie. Better put your fucking flag pin on, Barack.

On Faze the Nation, Bush Booby Bobby Schieffer does Timmuh one better, as he hosts two Presidential candidates – Mike “Huckleberry” Huckabee and Mr. “let’s kill the government,” Ron Paul.

At Fux News, Weselface Wallace hosts Bill “yes, I’m still running” Richardson, and everybody’s favorite Prednisone Puss, St. John McCain. Then there’s the usual Fux Noise panel of expert assholes, and something that should make compelling teevee, Fux’s “Power Player of the Week,” White House Social Secretary Amy Zantzinger. Wow, don’t forget to set your TiVos for that one.

On the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus gets a visit from the Lizard Queen, Condi Rice, on to talk about Democracy breaking out in Pakistan, and then George will speak with Chris Dodd. Later, the Axis of Drivel is reunited once again, as Sam :omg: Donaldson, Cokie “the hag” Roberts and George :jerk: Will sit around and contribute to global warming with a lot of hot air. And This Weak’s “Voice” will be Maya Lin, who designed the the Vietnam Veterans Memorial at the age of 21. Well, she aint 21 anymore (sadly, neither am I), as this weekend vets will gather to commemorate the memorial’s 25th anniversary.

I don’t know whose on Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission this week, and, frankly, I don’t give a damn.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl reports on MRSA, which has been around for years, but is suddenly a big fucking thing we’re supposed to be in a panic over (I guess nobody cares about bird flu anymore). Lara Logan reports on Gregory Thompson, a schizophrenic man who, when unmedicated, hears voices, suffers from severe delusions, is often suicidal, and has eaten his own shit. The State of Tennessee is hoping to keep him medicated long enough to kill him, though several experts have determined that, even medicated, Thompson is still incompetent. And then Morley Safer reports on spoiled brats coddled by their parents, and incapable of functioning in the workplace. They call them “millennials.” I call them Bushies.

Enjoy your Sunday, everybody, but at 11 minutes past the 11^th hour, step back and take a moment to think about the fact that we seem to have learned nothing at all from the war to end all wars (or from all the wars that followed).