Yesterday, we went out and stimulated the economy, buying new kitchen appliances in the never-ending attempt to renovate the kitchen. Of course, we bought a refrigerator that’s about six inches taller than the cabinets under which it’s supposed to sit, and a “microhood” that will also require dismantling some wall cabinets (not to mention I need to run a new water line for the fridge and a new electric circuit – from where, I do not know, at this point), so I not only spent enough money that I couldn’t sleep last night (the fact that I didn’t have any beer didn’t help much either), but I also made more work for myself. On the bright side, the old fridge will go downstairs to become a dedicated beer refrigerator, so I won’t have to go up and down the stairs so often (I just need to get a big funnel for the floor drain).

A word of advice to all you gents out there: if you’re gonna fool around on your supermodel wife, hide the damn golf clubs. And always keep your eyes on the road until you’ve made a safe getaway. Oh, wait, she was just using the golf club to smash in the rear window and get him out of the vehicle. OK 🙄

Move over Bill O’Reilly, the idiots have elected a new king. Yes, Sean Hannity’s “news” show was #1 last week, though that may be a one-week wonder thanks to Sean’s interview with teabag queen, Sarah Palin.

SU’s football season mercifully comes to an end today at Connecticut. It would be nice if they could pull out another miracle win the way they did last week, but I’m not holding out much hope (their roster is so depleted, they aren’t even carrying a full Division II squad these days). Good thing it’s basketball season.

Oh well, lots to do today, so I guess I’d better get going. Feels like Sunday, doesn’t it?